Welcome to the world of swine flu.
Technically my doctor's note says "viral illness" - my nasal swab came back negative for flu, but she said that since I was showing pretty much every flu symptom, she has me on Tamiflu anyway. Given the time of year, if it is flu, it probably is the H1N1 variant and not the regular human one. I had to call out of work for the next few days and I have to email my teachers.

I am SO PISSED OFF.